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The wolves will come again.
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Spock’s got moves; deal with it.
live long and get some
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Some rope work I did tonight. :>
The mayor of Iceland gave Bjork this special house in Iceland. Its a little island actually, its not part of Iceland. So Bjork really lives in her own country. This is Bjork’s house. The country where its located is called Moose Gay Moose Tits. This is where Bjork lives.
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Puns puns I love puns wheeeeee
w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!
fucking christ
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Amanda Marie, Just As I Am
Anonymous asked: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
I’m going to ignore my natural impulse and say my grandmother on my father’s side. I’d love to know if she would approve of me or be proud of what I’ve become with time. But then again, I might be better off not knowing and just telling myself that she would be cool with it. I think it would wreck me a bit if she thought I was a whore or something.
So uh… we’re stickin’ with my original answer… which the internet will not be privy to. But some of you might know anyway.
"Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you."
Deepak Chopra (via clammus)
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The Gay Agenda. Fer Realz
- Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
- Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
Amanda Marie, Just As I Am
Anonymous asked: wish I was a watermelon flavoured bubblegum... life would be simpler
Yeah. Straight Up.
Amanda Marie, Just As I Am
Anonymous asked: sent an e mail to u divine goddesss couldnt wait to give u the GREAT NEWS! got rid of your rat cunt surfer problem!!!! U R very welcome!!!! BOWING TO UR MOST BEATIFUL SELF!!!!! HOW DOES IT FEEL???
KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF. I happen to be really into that chick.
Could you just fuck off outta my life please?
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Yus
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